anna mary, after learning how to work the whoppie cushions i gave to my sisters:
"come on, girls, let's go upstairs and fart together."



waking me up bright and early:
"good morning, moonshine." (instead of sunshine)



at dinner:
"why didn't ariel come with you?"
"he had to work."
"doesn't he love us?"
"of course he does."
"oh yeah, i forgot. he is my fiance."
"no anna, he's my fiance."
"but i have a crush on him! and i think he has a crush on me too! . . . . he called me on my birthday . . . . and said that he loved me."
"oh, i see."
"do you see that he is my fiance?"



talking about the music at the reception:
"well, i guess you could borrow my veggie tales cd. i guess we could just press repeat."